I blame Harry mostly
ANYWAY headcanons and thoughts on if the main Unova cast (player characters, rivals, and N because why not) were Homestuck trolls.
Hilda & Hilbert: Tealblooded moirails(?) living in the same hive under a single boar lusus. The lusus picked both of them up at the brooding caverns because it’s kind of dumb, but one of them would have died if it hadn’t. They can’t for the life of them figure out its gender and, by extension, whose lusus it was supposed to be, and really couldn’t care less! Oddly social for trolls, and they participate in FLARP campaigns as a team.
Bianca: Empress apparent! (Originally I would have cast her as a lowblood but I thought her spoiled upbringing kind of fit this and I thought she would make a great replacement for a Feferi role.) Naturally she thinks this whole hemospectrum thing is stupid and wants everybody to get along! That said, she isn’t sure if she wants to be empress—there’s a whole universe of possibilities and she just doesn’t know if that’s the one for her! I’m thinking Cheren could be her moirail, except they are both stupidly flushed for each other and too dumb to realize NO YOU’RE IN THE WRONG QUADRANT.
Cheren: Highblood (Equius-tier, maybe?) and really obnoxious about it. The hemospectrum is really important you guys and you’re completely ignoring everything that our hemospectrum stands for and YOU GUYS, STOP IGNORING ME. His Lusus is a leopard. Stupidly flushed for his moirail, Bianca, but doesn’t realize it because he’s kinda dumb in that respect.
N: Mutantblood who’s still hiding behind gray and also trying to become a Signless sort of figure, preaching hemospectrum equality far and wide, except for the part where all highbloods suck. His Lusus is a foxlike creature (based on Zoroark) and he has psychic powers—namely, an ability to commune with Lusi like Tavros does. He doesn’t have a hive—a group of highbloods destroyed it after laughing heartily at one of his attempts at a sermon—and instead wanders with his Lusus and sleeps where he can. It might be cool if he ends up meeting our equality-loving empress-to-be and maybe possibly becomes moirails with her and also this helps Cheren and Bianca figure out WRONG QUADRANT STUPIDS or something???
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